Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Random jokes of the week based on igbo

Some crazy facts about igbos
1) A yung igbo dude driving
a very expensive car and
living a wealthy life is
always a suspected ritualist
2) Don't judge an igbo guy
by his looks/
apperance
cus they prefer nourishing
their accounts than their
body
3) They love parties,
drinks and women buh are
not willing to spend on them
4) They are so stingy and
tight handed that they
literally price everything e.g
books, biros, house rents,
school fees, nepa bills
5) They price goods in
supermarkets even when
goods come wid price tag
6) You can hardly find an
intelligent igbo science
student cus they are all
about business
7) They are the hong kong,
japan, dubai, china,
germany thaty aere
responsible for fake goods/
drugs in naija
8. They are quick at using
their moms for rituals
9) Nigerians are scared of
electing an igbo president
cus we might wake up one
mawnini only to find out that
naija has been sold out
10) Their bride prices are
mind blowing.. The girl's
fada wee give u price dah
he wee use to build his
house, business, burial ground
and train d oda kids..
# Ndi_Igbo__Kwenu
Igbos abeg no vex

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