Very Funny Classic Quotes!
Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his
face, is capable of
murder....Obasanjo (1999)
Drinking Garri doesnt mean you're poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up before drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893).
He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe
1947)
Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BE
LIGHT -Buhari 1980
No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. -
Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
"Its when a bee is on d scrotum that u'll know that violence is not d best resort"-
Bill Gate (1992)
Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Bola Tinubu (2011)
"He who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues"-Barrack
Obama (2010)
Anyone that read this without laffin, that person is looking for
a job - Lord Lugard (1914)
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