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Women know all men are obsessed with there size

"Years ago,” recalled Lizzy a fifty-something IT expert, “when our house was always full of small children, I staggered downstairs with a few of fellow-mothers after a chaotic session with some of the children in the bathroom, all wanting to be refreshed at my toddlers birthdays. We found the visiting Dads were pouring well-earned drinks. We mothers reported that, just before we finished cleaning the children, all the three and four-year-old boys had been snapping at their pants’ elastic and comparing the size of their willies. The mothers all laughed. So did the fathers, for a brief moment, but then, almost in chorus, they asked: “Um ... and whose was the ... ?’ “Civilized, cultured, happily married men, not porn-hound among them, but they couldn’t help it. Willie - worship, willy-pride is hard- wired deep in the male brain. However, much they denied it, men do seem to care.” Re-acting to last week’s report in the column about King’s College London’s measuring of 15,000 penises in 16 countries to determine an average size for men’s tackles, Lizzy wondered “Why else would King’s College London have bothered to trot around 15,000 men with a tape measure (one hopes not the hard, cold, sharp steel sort) and proudly report that the average length, unstimulated, is 3.6in and 5.6 in erect, if men weren’t so fixated on their tackles? I do admire the chaps’ willingness to collaborate in that measurement in the presence of researchers with a white coat and a ruler. But the very fact that 15,000 men were happy to go through this bizarre academic exercise shows that they mind about their little friends. And that they all secretly, privately hoped that their willy would be bigger than the average. ‘’To be fair, some women go over - the top admiring surrounding abs, pecs and glutes at social gatherings; we do like a man who looks healthy. It’s a primitive need in the female to bond with a man who is going to be able to take the rubbish out unaided. But honestly, hand on heart, I suspect that every few of us during early courtship - or afterwards, or even after the golden wedding - are particularly worried about whether we are getting the full 3.6m average. The idea that we are waiting with a ruler and a scornful frown for the willies to come up is miles from reality. I blame author Jilly Cooper for giving men that impression, with all her crazed descriptions of things rearing up like the Tower of Pisa or space shuttles. “1 suppose the trouble is that writing sex scenes, you have few choices. You can resort to heavy innuendo, or do some Barbara Cartland Stuff about being carried away to heaven on wings of bliss. Or you can throw in the towel and pretend the female eye Ji!l only be delighted by the spectacle of something that would fit neatly into the skyline, not the groin! The porn industry is obsessed with size, but anyone with half a brain and heart knows porn has little to do with the reality of love making. Most of us have never cared about size. We don’t carry on like the fearsome coven on TV’s Sex And The Cuty, shriekingly comparing notes on the back of taxis or at restaurants. It is worth noting, without comment, that much of the genius behind those series and films came from - ahem - men. Gay men in many cases. “In ancient civilisation, penises were considered to have mythical significance linked to male power and eternity. At Pompeii, there is an ancient Roman mural of the fertility god Priapus walking around with the most tremendous todger, as long as a trombone. Also there is the Ceme Abbas Giant in Dorset, cut into a hillside with his John Thomas riding high. The eternity aspect of this symbolism is easily explained and the ability to sire offsprings could bestow power, for the more sons you had, the better you were able to defend your household. “But those were primitive concerns. The correlation between penis size and power in the modem era, even 200 years ago, is less persuasive. Napoleon was notoriously small. For this information, we can thank a cruel pathologist who allegedly removed his ‘item’ after his death and pickled it in formaldehyde. It was later auctioned in Paris. Heaven knows if the object in that jar indeed, belonged to the 19th century French emperor, but it was used against him posthumously as a way of diminishing his reputation. How trivial and cheap, to mock a great man after his death in such a fashion. Even if he was on the ‘petite’ side,Bona Prte was a mighty general with unarguable power. “From the sublime to the ridiculous, that silly oaf John Prescott suffered something similar when he was caught having an affair with his typist a few years ago. I recall a front page of a national newspaper that featured an illustration of a cocktail sausage. Poor old Prescott. However, the mockery did not do his reputation any harm. If anything, it made the one-time deputy Prime Minister more popular. “Last year, a statue of peacocking footballer Cristiano Ronaldo was unveiled in Madeira. Necks were clutched and faces fanned when it was first shown to the public because the shorts featured an implausibly large bulge. And David Backham has been the subject of speculation after his numerous poses in underpant adverts. He claims he has never stuffed socks down his front to create a bigger impression. But if he did, would it matter? Shrinks might say so, but I’m not convinced. “In the real world, that’s not the way women carry on. The only ones I’ve ever known talk about male size were sad, angry girls, unhappy in themselves about their failure to bond happily with any of the possessors of the said tackle. What we like is much harder to measure. I know a lot of women, and have been one for ages, and it’s simpler than you think. We like hugs, we like tenderness, we like men who seem (often baffling) to be delighted and aroused by the very sight of us, even without make-up and a heavy cold. We really like to be laughed into bed and treated with affectionate consideration once we’re there. “We like man who think our enjoyment is at least half the point of the exercise, if not a bit more. We approve of chaps, of any dimension, who work out how to make the main event fun all round. We like men who chat and don’t mind being rolled over when they snore or hauled around when they have hogged the duvet, we like faithfulness and kindness, and a man who loves to cuddle the baby even when it’s leaking a bit. And we really like it when they grow out of caring about 3.6in, or expecting it to be worshipped.” Last Word? (Humour) A guy and girl are getting intimate for the first time when the girl suddenly cools. “I guess you’re waiting for Mr. Right?” the guy says, trying to be sensitive. “Oh, no,” the girl replies. ‘’That’s silly nonsense - I’m waiting for Mr. Big.”

How I Wish I Could Even Walk Again – Gospel Singer, Yinka Ayefele

Nigerian Gospel singer, Yinka Ayefele was one of many celebrities who were present at Julius Agwu’s ‘The Rebirth’ concert at Eko Hotels and Suites on Sunday, February 7, 2016.While he was on stage, he gave a brief speech on the importance of giving thanks to God, citing his inability to walk as a wake-up call.“Some of us standing in front of me right now do not understand the wonders God Almighty has done in ourlives. We are here to celebrate the rebirth of another individual whom Godhas given another chance after his successful brain surgery”he said.“Sometimes, there are some things weappreciate we had in life and some other we also regret not having. How I wish I had another chance at life and I can stand on both feet the same way Julius Agwu and everyone in the hall isstanding right now?”he continued.Before Yinka Ayefele had the horrific auto-crash that made him disable, he worked as a journalist c*m broadcaster at the Federal Radio Corporation of Nigeria, Ibadan.

I Thought I will Be Killed When I Converted To Christianity, Fuji Star Adewale Ayuba Reveals

Famous Nigerian Fuji singer , Adewale Ayuba, 49, has opened up on his fear of being killed after he converted to Christianity six years ago. During a Sunday Thanksgiving service at the Redeemed Christian Church of God , Adewale Ayuba gave his testimony of how he became a Christian. According to him he became a born-again Christian in 2010 . Before then Adewale Ayuba revealed that Imams would pray for him but he will still go upstairs to pray with a Bible . Ayuba also stated that he was scared he would get killed if he converted to Christianity because he sang about the Hajj, and his Islamic faith on his songs . Also the Fuji genre was embedded deeply in the religion . One day in 2010 he told his Imams that he had changed to Christianity, and revealed that his kids were already Christians . According to the musician who is popularly known as Mr. Johnson , God has opened doors of blessing for him since he became a Christian. “ I thank God for choosing me , I thank God for calling me . I thank God for giving me the Lord Jesus Christ as my Lord and saviour . And I am proud to be a Christian ” Adewale Ayuba said during his testimony

Man self servicing To Bible Get Struck By Lightning above the sky

A repentant man from Utah was found in critical condition and rescued by Mt Pleasant patrol officers after the 66-year-old man allegedly told officers he had been self servicing to the Bible moments before being struck down bya lightning bolt. The religious man whohad decided to go for a stroll on MountPleasant that day was caught offset bya raging storm which ultimately might have cost him his life.“Since my wife passed away last year, Ioften seek the tranquility of the hiking trails of Mount Pleasant,” he told local reporters. “I bring my Bible and meditate about God, Jesus and the Creation,” he explained. “I strongly believe God has punished me for my sinful ways that day and am glad God has given me a second chance to spread his word and tell my story,” he added.Mr. Taylor wholeheartedly decries the fact that he was self servicing to the Bible moments before being struck down by lightning, a fact he wishes to share with others. “I am ashamed to say that I was fulfilling my dirty needs while holding this sacred object, written down from the spoken word of God. If God has intended this to be my punishment for my sinful ways, then I feel I must share my story with the world so that others may avoid this dreadful path” he admits, visibly humbled by the whole experience.

Controversial Writer- Etcetera Pens Letter Slamming OBJ And Tinubu

Controversial singer turned writer, Etcetera is back again with a responseto a statement by the ex-president of Nigeria, Olusegun Obasanjo.“The problem today is that it is doubtful if the current administrative system under President Buhari, is imbued with the right mix of skills and values to successfully implement a well-articulated programme of change” says Olusegun ObasanjoHowever, his criticism didn’t go down well with Etcetera.Etcetera in his new article slammed the ex-president and the APC national leader Bola Ahmed Tinubu for the present disarray the country is facing.Read his piece here: –“At what point did Obasanjo realise this ehn? After they have sold Nigerians to propaganda? If anyone should speak at this point, it shouldn’t be Obasanjo. It shouldn’t be someone who has his hands soiled with oil fromthe cookie jar. A man who did everything to remain in power for a third term? A man who was ready to alter the constitution to meet his personal and selfish interest? If anyone should speak right now, it shouldn’t be former President Olusegun Obasanjo. He has robbed himself of the morality and right to criticise any government whether past,present or future. All the while people were screaming at the top of their voices that President Buhari was not qualified and didn’t have what it takes to lead us into eldorado, it was the likes of the former president that did everything possible to get him elected.So why come out now to challenge hiscapabilities? Isn’t this crying when the head has been cut off? Isn’t it too late?Buhari is president already and in a democracy like ours, nothing can be done anymore until after four years. And Nigerians might as well brace themselves for the longest four years in our nation’s history. Four years of gnashing of teeth and hardship because of the mistakes of few individuals.The CBN has started deduction of 50 naira from every transaction in the bank. Is that not robbery? Are we cursed with leadership? The government is supposed to alleviate the sufferings of its people but all this government has done is to increase the plight of ordinary Nigerians aided by CBN flip flopping policies.The government of Goodluck Jonathan was crappy in all ramifications; in fact I strongly believe that if we must progress as a nation, the Goodluck Jonathan era in office should be probed. But looking at what we have today, the whole country is in tatters. Nothing is working. The CBN isconfused, making policies today and rescinding them tomorrow. The naira is collapsing beyond recognition and repair. Nigerians are leaving the country in droves daily. This is what Obasanjo and Tinubu have left us with.A country said to be one of the world’sfastest growing economies just a couple of months ago has been thrown to the dogs. At the rate the naira is plunging, we are fast becoming another Zimbabwe where everyone is a billionaire but can’t afford a loaf of bread.The likes of Olusegun Obasanjo and Bola Ahmed Tinubu must apologise to Nigerians for foisting Buhari on Nigerians. They must apologise to the nation for the present state of the economy. It is now crystal clear that allthey wanted was to see the back of Goodluck Jonathan with no plan for the aftermath. Since May 29th, we are still waiting to know the plan of this government. What is the blueprint? The country is on auto-pilot. Buhari contested for over eight years before becoming the president, and one would expect that a man vying for any position for that long would have sat down to analyse the problems in the system and have a solution at hand to guide him when he gets into office. But it is not the case with the current government. We can see that they were only interested in seeing Goodluck Jonathan out of office. And Ibelieve they never thought the man was capable of losing the election. They must have thought he was going to rig and remain in power at all cost, even to the detriment of the nation, like they would have done in his position.In a sane country, former president Obasanjo would have retired quietly to a simple life after his bid for a third term in office collapsed in his face. And for some farfetched reasons, Buhari doesn’t seem to want or doesn’t seem to be capable of recognising that recycling politicians would only result in the failure of his government. The president must ask himself what Obasanjo and Tinubu achieved in government? Are we not suffering today because of their mismanagement? Mr. President, if your war against corruption must be viewed as fair and not a witch-hunt, it must be extended to all and sundry.Finally, the female soldier who gathered her colleagues to beat up a man for saying she is beautiful should be brought to book. Those soldiers should be dismissed immediately. Even an illiterate will not react to beingcalled beautiful in such an animalistic manner. It is clear that our military men are ignorant of their role in the society. How do you beat up someone for saying you are beautiful? You don’t even need an education or common sense to know that “you are beautiful” is a compliment. Public officials in uniform have embarrassed the nation enough. From corruption to drinking ogogoro in public in their uniforms, to beating and molesting people with the slightest provocation or no provocation at all, and smoking of Marijuana and collecting of bribes, fighting themselves publicly over bribes and so on, it is time the government looked into how these men in uniforms are trained

Lara Oshiomhole Describes the Divorce Rumours As “ Warped Imagination Of The Purveyors Of Lies”

A few online platforms published a report this week claiming Adams Oshiomhole ’ s new wife Iara Oshiomhole had filed for divorce after complaining that he was too fetish . This report has been rubbished in a statement released today . Iara’ s spokesperson described the report “ as warped imagination of the purveyors of lies ” insisting that Iara had no reason to leave her husband as their marriage is strong . The press statement which was issued by Executive Director, Media and Public Affairs , Governor ’ s Office , John Mayaki, states that the Edo First Lady has been busy holding meetings & brainstorming on how to better the lots of the less- privileged Women and Children in the state through her pet project . “ The rumour mongers are well advised to find more productive engagements to deploy their energies rather than market inanities about public personalities all in their bid to sell their medium . Which Court of Law was the alleged divorce initiated and to whom was it served ? Which country, state , municipal or county , if any, is the Court situated ? And when was the action /suit filed ? Of course the writers didn’ t bother to inform their readers . The truth however is that the answers only exist in the warped imagination of the purveyors of the lies” the statement read … Source : LIB

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JAMB Opens e-Slip Portal - How to Reprint the Slip By Yourself

We're pleased to announce that JAMB has now opened up the e-slip portal and allowed the printing of the Photocard Exam Slip from any computer system with an internet. It is a move that we expected from JAMB right from the very 1st day of reprinting, considering over 1.4 million candidates would need to reprint their exam slip (e-slip). This simply means that you can now reprint your exam slip from anywhere on the same day, without joining long queues. It is no longer restricted to the accredited JAMB CBT Centres. If you have a computer and a printer at home, yes, you can print your e-slip from home. If you don't have a printer, it may cost you N100 to print it in colour from any business centre or cybercafe and another N10 to photocopy the document for safe keeping. Please ensure you have a duplicate copy because you will need to submit one at the centre. How to print your e-slip 1. From an internet enabled computer system with a printer, visit the printing potal by clicking here 2. On the right side of the page, find a tab labelled "Re-print Your Slip" and click on it. 3. Once the tab opens up, enter your JAMB Registration Number in the space provided and click "Re-Print". 4. Press (Ctrl P) to print or Look for the "Print" button, usually the 2nd, at the top right of the page and print in colour. That's it, your full information, passport included, along side your venue, date and time of exam will be available on the e-slip. We have noticed that the website is a bit slow and may not open. TIP: Try the above procedures at the middle of the night, save a copy in your phone or flash drive and print the next morning at a business centre, if you don't have a printer. Don't forget to come back here on lawboyz.heck.in

2015/2016 May/June WAEC Time Table Now Available.

WAEC Timetable (2015 May/
June Examination) – Nigeria
WAEC timetable for 2015 May/
June examination (Nigeria) is
out.
The 2015 West African
Examination Council (WAEC)
Time table for the May-June
Exams is available Now
Below is the Complete 2015/2016 Waec TimeTable.
WAEC Timetable 2015/16 May/
June Examination
The following is the breakdown
of the 2014 WAEC Time table
for May/June Examination.
Tuesday – 14th April, 2015
FOOD & NUT PRACTICAL —————–
08.30am – 9 30am
___________________________
Monday, 23rd March to
Tuesday – 14th April, 2015
FOOD & NUT PRACTICAL
Arabic 3(Oral)
French 3(Oral) — Time
will be fixed by the Council
___________________________
Friday, 27th March, 2015
Arabic 2 (Essay) —————– 08.30am –
10 30am
Arabic 1 (Obj) ——————10.30am –
11.30am
___________________________
Tuesday, 7th April, 2015
Hausa 2 (Essay ——————— 8.30am –
10.30am
Hausa 1 (Obj) —————— 10.30am –
11.30am
Igbo 2 (Essay) ———————-
8.30am – 10.30am
Igbo 1 (Obj) ———————— 10.30am –
11.30am
Yoruba 2 (Essay)
——————– 8.30am –
10.30am
Yoruba 1 (Obj) ———————
10.30am – 11.30am
Edo 2 (Essay) ———————-
8.30am – 10.30am
Edo 1 (Obj) ———————–
10.30am – 11.30am
Efik 2 (Essay) ——————–
8.30am – 10.30am
Efik 1 (Obj) ———————-
10.30am – 11.30am
Civic Education 2 (Essay) ——————
1.00pm – 3.00pm
Civic Education 1 (Obj) ——————–
3.00pm – 4.00pm
___________________________
Wednesday, 8th April, 2015:
Physics 3 (Practical) (Alt A)
———- 8.30am – 11.15am(1st
set)
Physics 3 (Practical) (Alt A)——–
11.40am – 2.25pm(2nd set)
Physical Education 3 (Theory of
Practice) —– 2pm – 4pm
___________________________
Thursday, 9th April, 2015
English Language 2 (Essay)
———- 8.30am – 10.30am
English Language 1 (Obj)
———— 10.30am – 11.30am
English Language 3 (Oral)
———– 1.00pm – 1.45pm
___________________________
Friday, 10th April, 2015:
Literature 2(Essay) —————– 8.30am –
9.45am
Literature 1(Obj) —————
9.45am – 10.45am
___________________________
Monday, 13th April, 2014:
Geography 2(Essay)
—————- 8.30am – 10.30am
Geography 1(Obj)
—————— 10.30am –
11.30am
___________________________
Tuesday, 14th April, 2015
Physics 2(Essay) —————
8.30am – 10.30am
Physics 1(Obj) —————–
10.00am – 11.15am
Geography 3(Practical &
Physical Geo) ——– 1.00pm –
2.50pm
___________________________
Wednesday, 15th April, 2015
Chemistry 3(Practical) (Alt A)
————– 8.30am – 10.30am
(1st Set)
Chemistry 3(Practical) (Alt A)
————– 11.00am – 1.00pm
(2nd Set)
___________________________
Thursday, 16th April, 2015
Government 2 (Essay)
—————- 8.30am – 10.30am
Government 1 (Obj)
—————— 10.30am –
11.30am
Physics 3(Practical) ( Alt. B)
——— 08.30am – 11.15am(1st
Set)
Physics 3(Practical) (Alt. B)
———- 11.40am – 3.25pm(2nd
Set)
Computer Studies (Practical)
———– 8.30am – 10.30am(1st
Set)
Computer Studies (Practical)
————11.00am – 1.00pm
(2nd Set)
___________________________
Friday, 17th April, 2015
Foods & Nut 2(Essay)
—————- 8.30pm – 9.45pm
Foods & Nut 1(Obj)
—————— 9.45pm –
10.45pm
___________________________
Monday, 20th April, 2015
Christian Religious Studies
2(Essay) ——– 8.30am –
10.30am
Christian Religious Studies
2(Obj) ——— 10.30am –
11.30am
Islamic Studies 2(Essay)
———– 8.30am – 10.30am
Islamic Studies 1 (Obj) ———-
10.30am – 11.20am
Chemistry 2(Essay) ————
1.00pm – 3.00pm
Chemistry 1(Obj) ————–
3.00pm – 4.00pm
___________________________
Tuesday, 21st April, 2015
Financial Accounting 2(Essay)
———— 8.30am – 11.00am
Financial Accounting 1(Obj)
————– 11.00am – 12.00pm
Biology 2(Essay) ————
1.00pm – 2.40pm
Biology 1(Obj) ————–
2.40pm. – 3.30pm
___________________________
Wednesday, 22nd April, 2015:
Agric Science 3(Practical)
———– 8.30am – 10.30am(1st
Set)
Agric Science 3(Practical)
———— 11.00am – 1.30pm
(2nd Set)
___________________________
Thursday, 23rd April, 2015:
Mathematics 2 (Essay)
—————- 8.30am – 11.00am
Mathematics 1 (Obj)
—————— 1.00pm –
2.30pm
___________________________
Friday, 24th April, 2015:
Economics 2 (Essay)
—————- 8.30am – 10.30am
Economics 1 (Obj)
—————— 10.30pm –
22.30pm
___________________________
Tuesday, 29th April, 2015
Office Practice 2(Essay) ———
1.00pm – 3.10pm
Office Practice 1 (Obj) ———
3.10 – 4.10pm
___________________________
Thursday, 30th April, 2015
Biology 3(Practical) (Alt. A)
———- 8.30am – 10.30am
Biology 3(Practical) (Alt. B)——- 10.30am – 12.30pm
Literature 3(Darama) —————– 1.00am
– 3.30am
___________________________
Monday, 4th May, 2015
Further Mathematics 2(Essay)
———- 8.30am – 11.00am
Further Mathematics 1(Obj)
———– 2.30pm – 4.00pm
___________________________
Thursday, 5th May, 2015
Commerce 2(Essay) ————
1.00pm – 3.00pm
Commerce 1 (Obj) ————-
3.00pm – 3.50pm
___________________________
Wednesday, 6th May, 2015
Agric Science 2(Essay)
————- 8.30am – 10.40am
Agric Science 1(Obj)
————— 10.40am –
11.30am
___________________________
Friday, 8th May, 2015:
Technical Drawing (Essay) –
1.00pm – 4.00pm
Wednesday, 13th April, 2015
French 2 (Essay —— 8.30am –
9.45am
French 1 (Obj) —9.45am –
10.45am,

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Reason Why Your Smartphone Gets Hot Timely

All smartphones warm up a little during intense
use. This is quite normal and nothing to be
alarmed about. During intensive use, the phone
draws a lot of power from the battery and this
causes it to warm up.
What is abnormal is where your phone heats up
tremendously and becomes hot.
Sometimes, the
only thing to fear is a burning sensation when in
contact with your body. In worse cases, the
phone may shut down, become unresponsive or
reboot.
In the worst case scenario, the device may
combust – burst into flames.
Also, note that heat drains the battery of your
phone faster. The hotter it gets, the faster your
battery drains, so you get the most out of your
battery if you keep your phone from heating up
too much.
What To Do If Your Phone Gets Hot During
Use

1. Put it down a while and let it cool down.

2. Turn off WiFi or 3G/4G data. Internet usage are
key power drainers in any smartphone. By
disabling your internet connection, you cut off
this factor, and of course mostly likely will put
down your phone

3. Don’t use your phone in extremely hot
conditions e.g near ovens, in direct, scorching
sunlight.

4. Turn off battery draining apps. Those are
usually apps that run in the background and
using your internet connection. These may
include Map apps, email apps, and ocial
networking apps.

5. Sometimes, the problem is a rogue app – a
badly written app – running in the background.
Find it. Kill it. Uninstall it. Do not be merciful.

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2015 JAMB CBT ENGLISH LANGUAGE NOVEL{THE LAST DAY AT FORCADO HIGH SCHOOL} LIKELY QUESTION For you JAMBITES.

These are likely expected questions for jambites, and if you can pass the questions then it going to be simple on your exam day.

1. Mrs. Kemi Solade died of
A. cancer B. shock C. ovarian cancer D.
hypertension
2. ______is the principal of Sy. Catherine School
A. Mr Mallum B. Mrs Obanje C. Mr Vann D. Mr
Tade
3. Efua can be described as
A. arrogant B. liar B. unfortunate and victim of
circumstances D. spoilt child
4. ______ is fond of Jimi and called him by his
full name Akinjimi
A. Risikat B. Mama Silifat C. Funmi D. Aunt Moni
5. ______ violated and intimately harassed Efua
A. Jimi Solade B. Jolly Stephens C. Efua’s
stepfather D. Ansa Izaegbegbe
6. _____ is nicknamed cane by the student
A. Mr Bade B. Mr Vann C. Miss Agbenenovi D. Mr.
Mallum
7. The rhymers are
A. the choir of St. Catherine School B. Jimi, Ansa
and Nene C. group of five boys at Forcados high
school D. Some girls at Forcados High School
8. Why did the Principal of Forcados High School
choose to reinvestigate the theft of the laboratory
equipment?
A. He knows Jimi Solade couldn’t do such things
B. He knows some bad gangs must have
influenced Jimi Solade
C. Efua challenge at him during Jimi’s public
apology
D. intervention of uncle Kazeem
9. _________ arrived from United Kingdom for the
burial of Kemi
A. Femi B. Wole C. Uncle Kazeem D. Aunt
Memunat
10. One of these suffered from child abuse
A. Wole Solade B. Jolly Stephens C. Efua Coker D.
Ansa Izaegbegbe
11. Mr Vann is the
A. Mathemaatics Teacher B. English teacher C.
Chemistry teacher D. Physics teacher
12. Funmi’s reason for remarry is
A. for better life B. to have a man assist her in
upbringing her only daughter C. to have more
assistance D. for financial assistance
13. Unlike Jimi, Efua is
A. not close to her mother B. is good in all
subject C. close to her mother D. none
14. The principal of Forcados high school is
A. Mrs Obanje B. Mr Mallum C. Mr Vann D. Mr
Salami
15. According to the principal Miss. Agbenenovi is
to occasionally fill in for
A. Mr Mallum B. Mr Bade C. Mr Mallum D. Mr
Salami
16. Efua’s attitude to people must have been
influenced by
A. lack of motherly trust B. lack of motherly
attention C. memory of intimate harassment and
violation D. all of the above
17. One of these do not attend the same primary
school with with Jimi Solade
A. Nene Ekpo B. Jolly Stephens C. Efua Coker D.
Ansa Izaegbegbe
18. _____ is the head boy of Forcados High
School
A. Seyi Lawal B. Jimi Solade C. Ansa Izaegbegbe
D. Jolly Stephens
19. _____ has unspoken contest will Jimi over
chemistry result
A. Ansa B. Seyi C. Eze D. Jolly
20. Aunti Moni is
A. Mrs Solade B. Mrs Alli C. Mrs Ekpo D. Mrs.
Izaegbegbe
21. Efua’s was expelled from St. Catherine School
because
A. she ran away from school without notice B.
her defiant reply to the principal C. she perform
woefully at the last exam D. she is sick
22. Ansa wants to study
A. Electrical Engineering B. Architecture C.
Medicine D. Fine art
23. ________ photocopy Efua’s letter to Miss, Novi
and circulate it in the school
A. Nene Ekpo B. Jolly Stephens C. Ansa
Izaegbegbe D. Seyi Lawal
24. Efua danced with _______ at Mid-term dinner
of Forcados high School
A. Jolly B. Jide C. Jimi D. Ansa
25. Efua shared her life experience with
A. Nene Ekpo B. Mrs Tanimoro, the guidance
counsellor C. Mr Mallum D. Mrs Ekpo
26. The head girl of Forcados high school is
A. Efua B. Nene C. Ada D. Caro.
Drop your answers here for corrections.

NONCHALLANT ATTITUDE OF NIGERIAN STUDENTS ON THEIR ACADEMIC DOCUMENTS

NONCHALLANT ATTITUDE OF NIGERIAN STUDENTS ON THEIR ACADEMIC DOCUMENTS
Written by:Mayowa
For: www.lawboyz.heck.in
January 2015.

Academic documents in this context refers to any document which has to do with your education. These documents include:

* Your primary school testimonial and certificate.

* Your secondary school entrance examination form and placement slips.

* Your junior and senior secondary school examination certificates.

* Your secondary school testimonial.

* Your primary and secondary school report cards.

* Your entrance examination into tertiary education (university, polytechnic, college of education or monotechnic) slips.

* All your admission clearance slips.

* Your admission letter.

* All your payment slips in school.

* All your course forms.

* Your SIWES letter.

* Your SIWES log book.

* Your SIWES completion report.

* Your Industrial Training placement letter.

* Your Industrial Training completion letter.

* Your Project (written) manuscripts signed by your supervisor.

* Your bound project signed by your supervisor and HOD of your department.

* Your result clearance slip.

* Your statement of result and certificate.

* Your NYSC dispatch letter.

* Your NYSC certificate.

* Your professional course certificate.

* Your notebooks, online printed materials, assignment copies and textbooks. You mustn't dash out everything because it's important for you to have your own library.

* Your vocational skill certificate.
The above academic documents depend on your current qualification. It's very essential to have all documents that can defend your qualification. There are some situations in which you may need to provide any of them to prove your qualification especially in politics.
It's awkward that most Nigerian students don't care about some of the above documents which later put them in trouble. Some students forfeited their studentship because of this nonchallant attitude. In fact, some Nigerians are denied their right because they can't produce some of those documents. Some Nigerians will only be running helter-skelter to get some of those documents at their school when needed. Although, most tertiary institutions in Nigeria are now using online admission process yet some applicants don't know their account password.
It's high time that Nigerian students changed their attitude towards their academic documents. I want you to know that any opportunity may come in future and your enemy may want to use any of the above documents to deny you. Get all your academic documents. Keep them properly because of future. Your inability to provide some of the documents may render your certificate vague.
The current controversy over Buhari's certificate prompted me to write this article. This article has nothing to do with either Buhari's certificate is real or fake. It'll be of help to some Nigerian students who don't care about some of their academic documents to have change of mind. The points are based on some cases that i've witnessed and heard.

Thanks for reading.

Written in
Lagos, Nigeria.

3 QUOTES FOR THE BEST PEOPLE

3 QUOTES FOR THE BEST PEOPLE

Written by: Mayowa
February 2015.
These quotes are useful for you in this new month.

1. Think twice whenever people say you're the best. Some people praise is sarcastic. They will only praise you in your presence but they won't bother about your absence. Regular evaluation is essential to know your worth.

2. Don't rely on the compliments of being among the best. It can make you outdated. So, don't put yourself off your stride to become the best among the best. Always remember that you have a long way to go in order to achieve it.

3. You're not the best if you lack an art of ingenuity. It's the best way to prove your best. Do have a blissful month.
Written in
Lagos, Nigeria.

HOW ABOUT LIFE(poem)

POEM:
A bright new day
Oh! A bright new day
The sky brought its new form
Which gave light to all nature
And chase away the darkness

It's time to work for human beings
But time to hide for animals in the bush
Same time to play for animals under water
And time to grow for plants on land

A lazy person hissed at new day
Because he wants all day to be as night
To have enough time for his idleness
Which will later made him ignoramus

Hardworking gives hard money
Laziness make someone a lackey
Work in the day of your life
To become a leader at night
written in
Lagos, Nigeria

VIEWS ON COURTSHIP

COURTSHIP

Written by: mayowa
For: lawboyz.heck.in
‪‬ February 2015.
Marriage was designed by God to expand the human race on Earth. It's a union between a man and a woman to become husband and wife for life. This is mostly base on the love between both of them with an agreement of both families. There are some activities that come before marriage. These include expression of interest from either of them, proposal, courtship and so on.
Courtship is very important before marriage. According to Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary, courtship is the time when people have a romantic relationship with the intention of getting married. In technical view, it's the time when a man and a woman have a close observations about each other before getting married. These observations include studying of behaviour, if a woman is domesticated, sexual urge, temperance and so on. It's a successful courtship that leads to marriage.
Courtship started when a woman accepted a proposal from a man. It's during courtship that both of them will know some hidden things about each other. This is the time when they will learn how to live in peace in their marriage. Although, some people do pretend during their courtship but close observations can reveal it. In fact, some people may do weird things just to know if the other partner will stay in the marriage if they happen in the future.
There is an assumption that any issue that breaks a courtship will surely breaks a marriage in the future. A woman who cannot cook won't be able to please her husband who loves to eat his wife's food in the marriage. There will be an extramarital affair in the marriage if one of them is a sex maniac but the other has a less interest in sex. Failure to understand each other behaviour will break the marriage in the future. These and many other reasons have broken many marriage.
My observations about some marriage proved that courtship is important to discover some problems that may occur in the marriage. Many marriage that were preceded by courtship last longer than those without courtship. We shouldn't allow pressure from our family or friends to rush us into marriage without courtship. Courtship should not be too long or short. There should be atleast a year courtship before marriage.
We should note that there are differences between a relationship and courtship. The major difference is that a relationship is when you're hoping to marry each other while courtship is when you're ready to marry each other. Actually, it's not all courtship that lead to marriage. Many people quit courtship when they observed that they won't be able to cope with each other in the marriage. A broken courtship is better than a broken marriage.
Thanks to Mr Tunde Korede (Sirtondy) who inspired me with his article on a failed marriage. This article is my observations about some broken marriage. I gathered the points from my orientation from elders. Thanks for reading.
Written In
Lagos, Nigeria.

Must Read : The Drummer Boy [2]

On sunday i woke up very early as i could not curtail the excitement within me, i prepared and left for my new adopted church as early as 7.30 i was there, we did some sound check and i was good to go. The church is a well constructed church with fine interior, its consist of several A/C's, tiled floor, beautiful alter with a projector, executive chairs, nice instruments and good sense of decoration. The choir section was arranged in a way that the singers and instruments face the congregation, so as a drummer, you have eyes fixed on you vice versa. The service commenced and i mounted the drum set. Feeling a little bit shaky and shy, i played to every music that came out of the lead singer's mouth.
While at the drum stand, i could see eyes fixed on me, men, women, boys and girls i couldn't look at the congregation because i was too shy. Also from the settings, its shows that many of the members of the church belongs to the middle class or upper class, as almost all songs were projected and their dancing pattern was that of a zombie.
Moving slowly to the rhythm of the song (not like a poor man's church that dances with all vains and sweat running out of his body) the inside was so cold cos of the presence of the A/C and at that period i do not need a prophet to tell me that, this people receives God's visitations every sunday. i do not need a prophet to tell me that God has made this place his dwelling not like some local churches that will use foul odour to chase out the presence of God.
After the service, i was placed on a pay roll of 20k just to play for 2days a week (wednesday and sunday) omo money sweet o. While standing outside, i could not help but fixed my eyes on the beautiful damsels that were coming out from the church auditorium. Chei. i said within me, while i got some erections.
Me: omo this church badt ooooo
LG: shebi i tell you. Omo ukwu plenty for here
Me: guy you think say me i go fit cope for here so?
LG: guy play your games right. Me i just Bleep one yesterday and another one dey online self now.
Me: see this badt niqqa. So u mean say u don samma one racket for here, i asked
LG: yes my guy. You know as he dey go nau.
Well na so sha. Somehow, i knew that women have soft spot for instrumentalist, as in my local church i have dated three and still counting. as the story progresses, you will know about them
After some months of playing in my adopted church, i started gaining little popularity and confidence also i became fimilar with the rest of the choir members and i notice some ladies have taken particular interest in me. Amongst them was a lady called joy, but me no fancy the joy because she was not so beautiful or maybe because there are other beautiful ladies that i didn't take notice of her beauty. Who knows. One sunday, after worship, the lead singer entered into praise songs, and we started playing rhythms to her songs while playing, i used my eyes to scout round and i could notice that whenever i look towards joy's directions, her eyes was on me and immediately stopped looking at her direction.
After 10 minutes of singing, i looked at the congregation and suddenly two sexy and lazy eye ball struck me like thunder, i saw those eyes fixed on me as if lucifar had sent her that particular day to tempt me. Even if its amadioha that sent her, she should take me along because her mission was over successful. While looking at those eyes, sometimes i skip beats that my fellow instrumentalist will call me to other. i could notice some smiles on the lips on my LG, as he would have read my mind to know what was going on. Sharp sharp, i increase my stunts on the drum, i became so vibrant and energetic, i rolled on my tom toms and danced while i play. Sometimes, i even try to imitate professional drummer by standing up at intervals. Omo see wetin woman dey cause ooooo.
Everybody became perplexed at my energy even the Cm, after the service i started planning out strategies on how to get her, omo this mission has to be successful. When we came outside, i noticed joy standing outside
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Must read: The Drummer Boy [1]

This Story is Proudly written By Emilo.. Enjoy and make sure u appreciate by commenting..Thanks

My name is emilo and i am an instrumentalist. Yes, i play the drum set and it’s pretty cool if you call me the drummer boy as that is the tag, used in referring to people that plays the drum set. i stay with my uncle who is married and has a kid.
For a while, I stopped drumming because i had to go to school and after I finished with my NYSC program, I decided to pick up my old passion also couple with the fact that I have not gotten a job yet, so I needed my skills to make ends meal. I have my own church but they don't pay instrumentalist as they believe you are offering your services to God and that only him will reward you bountifully.
Since they normally starts their major activities by 12noon, I had to looked for a church that I could play for and make money from them and for a while none seems to be forth coming. I was down casted as I need money badly.
While playing for my local church, my lead guitarist invited me to the birthday party of a pastor in a church and I went there and played. After the party they were please with me.
CM: brother we loved the way you played
Me: thank you sir.
Cm: well, I’m the choir master (CM)
Me: it’s a pleasure meeting you sir.
Cm: so which church do you play for?
Me: none at the moment except for my local church.
Cm: that's nice. So brother, we are looking for a drummer and I don't know if you will like to play for us
Me: it would be an honour sir.
Cm: that's nice. When you come on Sunday, the church administration will include you in their payroll
Me: I got so excited at the sound of money thank you sir.
Cm: please and come this Sunday. Meanwhile take this for your transport.
Me: collecting the money from him, thank you sir. I will be here on Sunday.
Cm: the service starts by 8am please be punctual.
Me: opening my teeth like somebody that had just used omo to brush* no problem sir.
Cm: ok take care.
Then he left. Immediately, I opened my hand and I saw two pieces of 1000 naira notes, I started smiling uncontrollably. Then my lead guitarist walked up to me.
LG: Omo how far, them see you
Me: Baba yes o. This church make sense ooooo
LG: shebi i tell you. So wetin them tell you nau?
Me: the man say make I come dey play for their church º°˚˚°
LG: Omo them dey pay wella for here. Them fit give you reach 20k self.
Me*feeling so happy* guy u sure?
LG: yes º°˚˚°. Also plenty babes dey the church º°˚˚°
Me: at the mention of babes, i had some jerk on my jean* me self dey suspect, you self no see the settings? Omo this church get money o
LG: yes my guy. Na here i dey make small change o, also I just dey take eyes dey shadow one babe for here.
Me: badt guy. Me na chineke boy. I no get time for that jor. We chatted for a while and then went home. Feeling so happy with myself, I couldn't wait for Sunday to come. I couldn't wait to see the full settings of the church, i couldn’t wait to see the babes my lead guitarist had told me of, i couldn't wait to know how much the church will pay me. Hmmm well I have no option but to wait till Sunday and see what happens.

NNEKA THE TROUBLESOME SPIRIT 1

Do you believe in after-life?. I mean life after death?. Do
you believe in ghosts?. Have you seen one?.
..Heartbeat drops…
Things really have happened to me. Things beyond
ordinary. Things so deadly to imagine. Things so cold and
horrible.
My name is Jude. This is my story. Or should i call it a
confessional story.
MARCH, 2009
7:49pm
I brushed my teeth for the third time, ran out of the
bathroom and grabbed my phone.
Slowly i scrolled down
to a name saved with “NMEKA 2go” and dialled the
number with a happy smile on my face.
Nmeka was my 2go girlfriend. The first real friend i was
making from 2go after months of endless chatting. She
was paying me a visit that very day, something like a
return visit because we first met two weeks ago at her
school where we met each other for the first time. Of
course the visit i paid her solidified our friendship thus
making her take the risk of visiting me for a lovely
weekend.
“hello Jude, the bus has dropped me at the park. You can
now come and get me” Nmeka’s sweet voice announced
as she answered my call. I jumped up with joy before
rushing out to pick her up.
__
It wasn’t had locating her at the busy bus station. We
hugged each other with joy, seriously the love was there.
“i’m so happy” i whispered to her. She blinked her eyes,
saying nothing.
Minutes later we arrived at my lodge which impressed her
a lot.
“hmmm your lodge is beautiful. It’s so big ooo. Hmmm
you go fear three storey building. How much do you pay
here?” she asked with admiration.
We had a wonderful night gisting, joking and playing
before finally wrapping up the whole fun with a hot super
sex. She really was so good and sweet. Oh what a
delicious girl she was.
“i hope you arn’t decieving me?” she asked with love in
her eyes.
“of course not my dear” i answered innocently. She smiled
and closed her eyes. We went straight to sleep moments
after, Unfortunately i never knew a nightmare was coming.
I woke up at exactly 3:15am the next morning, to see my
lovely visitor gasping for breathe...